Magnum One/Magnum One (Mid-American Digital) (Disc Manufacturing).iso/d20/rando092.arc/ORIGIN.LST

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Old age = you + 20 years.
Sudden prayers make God jump.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
Familiarity breeds.
To every exception there is a rule.
Design flaws travel in groups.
Variables won't; constants aren't.
The cycle will repeat itself.
There's always one more bug.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
If you leave the room, you're elected.
May you live in interesting times.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
A man's house is his hassle.
May all your wishes be granted.
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
Dyslexia rules KO.
When in doubt, mumble.
Laughter lubes lifes engine.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
There are truths which can kill a nation.
Take an astronaut to launch.
External Storage - Wastebasket.
The population is growing.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
What's worth doing is worth doing for money.
If you wait, it will go away.
If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
The biggest mistake that you can make
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
There's a sucker born every minute.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
Respect must be earned, not commanded.
The greatest ability is dependability.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
Pop up, push down, Byte, Byte, Byte!
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Leakproof seals ... don't.
Draw your salary before spending it.
If it works, Don't fix it.
If it looks tough, it's impossible.
Laetrile is the pits.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
Experiments should be reproducable,
Programmers get overlaid!
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
If it looks easy, it's tough...
Friction is a drag.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
Windows Error: 002 No error . . . yet.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
Lawyers work in their briefs.
Have you tried on your smile today?
Can't underestimate the power of fear.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
She's a bird in a gilded cage.
It's easier to do good then be good.
Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum!
The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
Reduce your i.o.u. to i.r.s with an i.r.a.
Biology grows on you.
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?
Always remove the last screw first.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
The more you say, the less people remember.
To be or not to be - Shakespeare
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
The real world is a special case.
It won't work.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.
The telephone will ring when you are outside
Constipation is the thief of time.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Conversation enriches the understanding,
Wanna do something big?  Pick up a boulder.
Take it from me - he's got the goods.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
How you look depends on where you go.
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Dyslexics of the world untie !
Anarchy, No rules - OK?
Too busy to laugh?  Then you are too busy.
To be is to do.
To do is to be.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Expert - anyone from out of town.
That does not compute.
Silence cannot be misquoted.
What's tennis without a racket?
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
Old frogs never die...but they do croak.
Loan someone a sympathetic ear.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Success isn't how far you got.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Love is a matter of chemistry.
Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.
Don't get mad, get even.
When all else fails, read the manual.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
The other line moves faster.
Amnesia rules - O
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Negative slack tends to increase.
Xerox...all they ever do is copy.
All general statements are false.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
Things work better if you plug them in.
He who hesitates is last.
Individualists unite!
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.
Well done is better then well said.
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!